Nada

Baby Watch 2006: Nothing to report.

I still have the damn stabbing pains.

I still have random contractions.

I got a pedicure today, hoping it would bring on some labor, and the woman refused to massage my legs. I was NOT HAPPY. I kept telling her I wanted to go into labor and that I was two weeks from my due date, but she said the owners could be held liable if I went into labor.

I should have just worn a sweatshirt and hid the tummy.

Total bullshit if you ask me. I want labor, damn it. Give me labor or give me death.