Overheard

A recent conversation at my house, names changed to protect the innocent...

Spouse 1: So wait, you kept Jack up late so you could go to Dairy Queen?
Spouse 2: Well, it was only like a half-hour. The one on Webster wasn't open yet so I had to drive to the one on Southport.
Spouse 1: That is ridiculous. That is so bad for him. And selfish.
Spouse 2: I REALLY WANTED DAIRY QUEEN.
Spouse 1: That would be like me keeping him up late and taking him to a bar.
Spouse 2: That is the most absurd thing you have ever said. Are you serious? Because if you are serious, then I am blogging this.

So there you have it, a late bedtime due to intense craving of softserve vanilla is the equivalent of taking Jack to do Jaeger bombs.