A guest blogger

Whaz up my bitches? It's Jack, coming to you in full effect.

So I took over Mommy's blog today. She is in San Diego and left me behind. So I am going to wreak havoc with her blaaaawwwg. Did you know if you hit the "delete this blog" button, it will actually DELETE THIS BLOG? No? Well don't tell Mommy.

Apparently, since Mommy can't be trusted to bring home the bacon anymore, the task has fallen to me. She's such a slacker. All she wants to do is hang out, drink wine and listen to Radiohead. And that's all before my morning nap.

So I came up with this great idea. I am a snarky baby. I like other snarky babies. I like snarky Mommies and Daddies, too. You know this little trend of smart-ass onesies on babies? I really like that. Nothing like expressing myself and my beliefs to the world at large.

My parents had been running this lame website devoted to me and my life, but that's so 2006. Mom and Dad thought just because they had a dot com after their name, they could IPO and make millions. I had to step in and downsize. I quickly demoted Mommy and Daddy to positions where they couldn't even touch a computer and I took over all website operations.

And behold, I created snarkybabies.com.

Now go, and like, buy shit.

Baby needs diapers.