Garage for sale

Our garage is filled with items we no longer need nor want.

There are little green stickers on all the items.

We have signs ready to go out on the nearby streets.

All necessary change has been procured from the bank.

The temperature will be hovering around 40 degrees for most of the day.

Ain't spring in central Illinois just grand?

Wish us luck. I would like to raise enough cash to cover my increasingly frequent trips to Starbucks. Since I haven't signed off on my severance extortion, it's probably not best to spend frivolously on tea.

Instead, I will sell my old dishes from college and my coffee tables to some nice people who will drive up in a van, look over my life strewn around the garage, squint at the price, sigh and offer me half.