It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

You know what's a total pisser?

When you test the Christmas lights ahead of time, like they tell you to, and they all work.

And then you string the entire tree in one continuous loop.

While watching Monday Night Football.

And then you get to the bottom of the tree and you plug in the lights to see how it looks.

And the damn string at the tippytop of the tree doesn't work anymore.

So you have to unstring the entire damn tree and start over.

Bah humbug.