Tastes like chicken

Do you think styrofoam is organic?

Because Jack ate a piece today and he's only allowed to eat organic food.

I swear to God, this kid finds everything on the floor. We don't even have anything with styrofoam in this house. I have no idea where it came from. But there was a little piece the size of a penny in his mouth when I looked down this afternoon.

I was chatting with Josh on the phone about vacation plans (hello, Puerto Rico!) and I happened to look down and see something white in Jack's mouth. I say, "What the hell is that? There's something in Jack's mouth."

Of course, he clamps his mouth closed as I try to fish it out.

And there it is. I ask Josh "Where the hell did THIS come from?" He said he didn't know, but said a few days ago, he found a little wooden dowel peg in Jack's mouth.

SERIOUSLY.

I can't get this kid to put a piece of chicken in his mouth to save my life, but little pieces of wood and styrofoam? Well giddyup.