Marketing genius
My sister, Beth, and I determined today that I should make T-shirts for women afflicted with the incompetency of the cervix.
A few ideas:
"I Have Incompetent Cervix -- Deal With It Motherfuckers"
"Rocking Cervical Incompetency Since 2005"
"I'm With the Incompetent Cervix" (Complete with an arrow pointing downward and diagonally toward the person next to you. See - fun for partners and/or friends!)
"My Cervix Dilated at 20 Weeks and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt"
"Hard Rock Cervix" (with various city names)
"WWMCD" (What Would My Cervix Do)
"Future Mrs. Pre-Term Labor"
"Got Cervix?"
"Abercrombie & Cervix"
"Bedrest Bitch"
"FCUK My Cervix" (God, I do love me some French Connection UK)
"I (heart) My Cervix"
3 Comments:
That is so funny. And no, really, it doesn't show you have WAY too much time on your hands! :) - Diana
ROFLMAO Thanks!
I must say, I would SO buy one of those shirts...
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