The tummy, it is huge

So "the stomach that ate Bloomington" is in full effect.

I look HU-MON-GOUS. I am in my 10th week of pregnancy and I swear to God I could pass for four months. At least.

Now I am not one for belly pix. I hate looking at people's big ole white stomachs and ohmygod it's huge and how the HELL do you sleep with that on you and all that. So I will spare you the photo here. But if you want to see, and it does not assault your senses, you can click here to see the hugeness. For comparison, click here to see where I was at four weeks when we started this little project. The angle is a little different, but you can see the general idea. The tummy, it was flat-ish once.

Yesterday I ate very well, if I do say so myself.

I was watching "The View" and they had a segment on salad bars. Well at that moment, there was nothing I had ever wanted more in my whole life than a salad bar salad. Sp I called Josh. In order to get said salad, he would have to drive home from work to give me the car.

He asked why I had not thought of this that morning so I could have just driven him.

HELLO? PREGNANT? Like I could have possibly known I would want salad. That's just wrong.

So he huffed and said he would come home. Mumbled something about being busy.

Except when he got here, he asked me sheepishly if I could drop him off at the Mexican place so he could have lunch with his friends. Whaaaat!? I thought he was busy. Hurmpf.

So I got my salad. And it was the best salad EVER in this history of the world. It was very healthy: spinach, romaine, red cabbage, mushrooms, eggs, cheese, chicken, tomato. Lots of super foods! Yay for the baby.

For breakfast I had Raisin Bran! Healthy! And for a snack, a smoothie! Healthy! And for dinner, whole wheat pasta with spicy peanut sauce and red pepper and cucumbers! Healthy! And a mint Oreo Blizzard for dessert! HA! Not healthy. But baby wanted it.

And I wonder why the tummy ate Bloomington -- it's cuz I eat Blizzards at 9:30 p.m.